.:: Our 2010 Christmas Celebration!~ ::.
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our lunch at XI MEN DING!~
Thank you Sam and Cindy!~
gift!~
Thank you Levon!~
all other photos with Andy!~
P.S. most probably this is the last year I give Christmas presents to you guys.. :)
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
Thank you Sam and Cindy!~
gift!~
Thank you Levon!~
all other photos with Andy!~
P.S. most probably this is the last year I give Christmas presents to you guys.. :)
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 12:04:00 AM
.:: Baby Darryl ::.
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on October 5, 2009 the official new Mum and Dad - Rachael and Steven!
CONGRATULATIONS!~
we will visit baby Darryl (the october boy) soon! =D
take care!
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CONGRATULATIONS!~
we will visit baby Darryl (the october boy) soon! =D
take care!
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 7:35:00 PM
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Thanks all for the birthday dinner... still love the ocassional meetups... =)
Due to budget deficit, all birthdays now are held in pairs with one celebration. Next one, the October babies!
We are all busy with local girlfriend/wife, foreign girlfriend and foreign boyfriend, I still cherish the once in a while meetup.
Cheers. 2010 will be a better year.
Due to budget deficit, all birthdays now are held in pairs with one celebration. Next one, the October babies!
We are all busy with local girlfriend/wife, foreign girlfriend and foreign boyfriend, I still cherish the once in a while meetup.
Cheers. 2010 will be a better year.
.:: Entry Posted At 5:52:00 PM
.:: Relax~ ::.
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Singaporean on a mission
Once, three Army Generals was on board a ship. While chatting, the US army general decided to do a test to find out which country has the toughest and bravest soldier.
The British general called upon his Sergent and commanded: "Jump into the shark infested water, swim round the ship once and report to me." The soldier salutes the general before he swam around the ship quickly, dodging all the sharks and returned. The British general grinned @ the other 2 generals.
The US general ordered his lieutenant: "Jump into the water and bring me a shark." "Sir! yes Sir!" the soldier saluted, before jumping into the sea armed and wrestled a shark with only a jungle knife. After a while, the soldier came back with battered, but with dragging along a dead shark. The US general grinned at the two other generals proudly.
Not wanting to lose face, the Singapore general ordered his soldier: "Eh.. Private.. Jump into the water and bring me a shark. Can only use bare hands ar.." The private looked @ the general for a while before reacting: "Eh.. Sir.. you siao is it? So dangerous thing ask me to do... Who going to explain to my parents if something happens?! Kanina.. you jump in and try yourself la.." The general pats the soldier's shoulder proudly and said to the other generals: "See.. your soldiers brave enough to defy your orders or not?"
***
The widow & gay
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job..
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the GAY guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o 'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around
Two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
***
Q&A
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together of course.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
Once, three Army Generals was on board a ship. While chatting, the US army general decided to do a test to find out which country has the toughest and bravest soldier.
The British general called upon his Sergent and commanded: "Jump into the shark infested water, swim round the ship once and report to me." The soldier salutes the general before he swam around the ship quickly, dodging all the sharks and returned. The British general grinned @ the other 2 generals.
The US general ordered his lieutenant: "Jump into the water and bring me a shark." "Sir! yes Sir!" the soldier saluted, before jumping into the sea armed and wrestled a shark with only a jungle knife. After a while, the soldier came back with battered, but with dragging along a dead shark. The US general grinned at the two other generals proudly.
Not wanting to lose face, the Singapore general ordered his soldier: "Eh.. Private.. Jump into the water and bring me a shark. Can only use bare hands ar.." The private looked @ the general for a while before reacting: "Eh.. Sir.. you siao is it? So dangerous thing ask me to do... Who going to explain to my parents if something happens?! Kanina.. you jump in and try yourself la.." The general pats the soldier's shoulder proudly and said to the other generals: "See.. your soldiers brave enough to defy your orders or not?"
***
The widow & gay
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job..
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the GAY guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o 'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around
Two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
***
Q&A
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together of course.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
16. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 11:58:00 AM
.:: Transformers 2 ::.
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I really hope we can watch this together.. no matter when and where..
with effort of all.. =)
P.S. eh.. those watched already, watch again!! hahaa..
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 4:27:00 PM
.:: CONGRATULATIONS! ::.
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May 2009, an important event for the couple & us!
Steven & Rachel walk down the aisle~
=) have a blissful marriage ahead!
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
Steven & Rachel walk down the aisle~
=) have a blissful marriage ahead!
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 11:39:00 PM
.:: Last Christmas!~ ::.
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=)
dinner~
the couples~
Us~
again~
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dinner~
the couples~
Us~
again~
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 1:36:00 AM
.:: LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE ::.
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*roll eyes~ ...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
:: PC dao chi yi you ::
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
:: PC dao chi yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 4:45:00 PM
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Hi all, welcome to the noose...
First of all, congrats to Steven for his big day ahead!!! May more blessings and wishes follow you. Yippie~!!! Time to get new suits.
Next up, SVP Andy Xu suggested that the blog name and our group, currently known as Chuiticons like not having any good luck what so ever... since most of us not THAT chui compared to last time..
So, he proposes a new name, "Huatitcons".. or "Huatobots"... since we become good guys now eh?
All right, thats all for the noose... for any more information regarding this article, pls contact SVP Andy and Head of the Cleaning dept, Steven.
First of all, congrats to Steven for his big day ahead!!! May more blessings and wishes follow you. Yippie~!!! Time to get new suits.
Next up, SVP Andy Xu suggested that the blog name and our group, currently known as Chuiticons like not having any good luck what so ever... since most of us not THAT chui compared to last time..
So, he proposes a new name, "Huatitcons".. or "Huatobots"... since we become good guys now eh?
All right, thats all for the noose... for any more information regarding this article, pls contact SVP Andy and Head of the Cleaning dept, Steven.
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.:: Entry Posted At 9:46:00 AM
.:: woo~ oakley ::.
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on the 22nd day of July in year 2007.. just a normal day at bugis junction with someone's new Oakley shades..
hahaa.. you can guess from the photos below who's shades is that.. the only man without a picture with his Oakley.. hahaa..
hahaa.. you can guess from the photos below who's shades is that.. the only man without a picture with his Oakley.. hahaa..
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 12:37:00 PM
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was looking through the old photos in my thumbdrive and I happened to saw these.. haha..
guys, remember when and where we took these photos?
time files~ lol
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guys, remember when and where we took these photos?
time files~ lol
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 2:04:00 PM
.:: thanks everyone for the nice nice card.. ::.
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once again....lolz.....
for the card...its so lovely...
and just by the giraffe.... i know its our beloved PC buy de...
thanks you veri much......
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves..
nice~!
i maybe 24.... but i am still a sucker for card.....esp nice one...
so pls.... bear with me regarding this gay post.....
xie xie da jia
hug
hahahaha
for the card...its so lovely...
and just by the giraffe.... i know its our beloved PC buy de...
thanks you veri much......
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves..
nice~!
i maybe 24.... but i am still a sucker for card.....esp nice one...
so pls.... bear with me regarding this gay post.....
xie xie da jia
hug
hahahaha
.:: Entry Posted At 11:25:00 PM
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Chuiticons,
Our Revenge is coming!!
Check out the Constructicon at the end....
Our Revenge is coming!!
Check out the Constructicon at the end....
.:: Entry Posted At 11:46:00 PM
.:: readin book till "readin" all of urs' profile, face & friend... hahahah ::.
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e only one left without a picture.... do something manz.... hahahah
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.:: Entry Posted At 5:09:00 AM
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From the creator of the Evolution of Dance, now brings Evolution of Dance 2!
.:: Entry Posted At 9:11:00 AM
.:: jurong point ::.
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21 Dec 08, a night at jurong point with a new toy..^^ the mall is huge!
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
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.:: Entry Posted At 11:26:00 PM
Our IKEA Feast on 09 Nov 08!! *bURp!~ excuse me! hee..
I love their chicken wings!!~ yuMmMmMMmmm~~
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I love their chicken wings!!~ yuMmMmMMmmm~~
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 12:54:00 AM
.:: there is finish line!! ::.
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07 Dec 08 - Standard Chartered 42.195KM Marathon
3 CHEERS!! they completed the marathon!!
*salute
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3 CHEERS!! they completed the marathon!!
*salute
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 3:39:00 PM
.:: Indulgence ::.
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30 Apr 2008, Hotpot Culture and Starbucks!!
This is nice~!
:: PC dao ci yi you ::
This is nice~!:: PC dao ci yi you ::
.:: Entry Posted At 12:48:00 PM
